NO TAiLORiNG ON THE SOFA
SOFT LAYERS AND SiLKY UNDERTHiNGS ONLY.
READiNG MATERiAL WILL BE FANTASTiCAL AND ENGROSSiNG.
TV WiLL BE VAPiD...
DRiNKS WiLL BE SUGARY AND DARK iN COLOUR,
AND CRUMBS ARE ALLOWED...
Apologies that you must look at my eye-wateringly patterned sofa.
Poor thing. It needs replacing but I'm rather too fond of it...