Zara shoes/ Everything else secondhand
According to a certain boyfriend, my beanie makes me look like a gnome (so long as his comparisons don't extend to N Dubz' Dappy, I'm ok). The skirt undoubtedly shortens my legs by a foot. And though I'd hoped for these Zara shoes to look a bit Valentino-esque (I know they're super ugly. Sometimes I like super ugly...) to sex it all up a bit, I think they might just shout saccharine bridesmaid...?